I don't exactly know how I got into it exactly, don't know why I started searching for little spoonerisms, those little quips in which the consonants get switched. But it totally feeds my 'puzzler' mentality, and if I start thinking about creating new ones, it's a pleasurable diversion, much like doing a puzzle. The good ones have some kind of point, more than the simple fact of actual words being created, they need to have some other element to make the cut. The first batch are below. Maybe they'll end up as patter, or lyrics or Facebook fill, but I do enjoy the process of trying to uncover them. Id bet that there will be more to come.
The dumb say 'some day'
I had a happy Christmas on a crappy isthmus
She was the thespian leader of the lesbian theater
It's the right time for a tight rhyme
They still moan about the mill stone
Batteries to flame, flattery's to blame
Reports of nude labor from the lewd neighbor
Wrote a bad song about a sad bong
Go pray, I'm pro-gay
He wrote the 'Gay Pride Pray Guide'
Rip the seal and sip the real
The jerky moose left some murky juice
A would be curse could be worse
It might be a 'bite me' situation
I'm quite trippy though trite and quippy
Could you maybe obey me?
You want to weigh me? May we? Mais oui!
Try meat.... my treat
Make tea..... take me
I'll surely go to the girlie show
Don't sigh, mister, that's my sister
Scrap the totem pole and tap the scrotum pole
I'd rather dip the wick than whip the dick
Make fast the fake mast
The Misses were pissed when pisses were missed
My psychiatrist said I have a 'passive meanness'
My wife is wonderful except for the fussy parts
