He took a hooker to the sukkah
Oy gevalt, what a shmuck
She was quite a looker
He took a hooker to the sukkah
They said he laid her at the seder
Well you're supposed to recline
He'd just begun to date her
And then he laid her at the seder
It was a shonda in the Honda
I really shouldn't say
She liked to pet his anaconda
It was a shonda in the Honda
When a fella picks a shiksa
O what a sweet forbidden fruit
Such a powerful elixir
When a fella dicks a shiksa
He kissed her slipper on Yom Kippur
Veyismir, what a schlub
At least he didn't touch the zipper
He kissed her slipper on Yom Kippur
He saw his true love with the lulav
Oy she gave it quite a shake
The kind of putz she'll make a fool of
He saw his true love with the lulav
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