Don't play poker with a squid
You'll never keep track of all the cards that he hid
It's not too funny when you lose all your money
Don't play poker with a squid
You shouldn't play soccer with a mule
You might get hurt and miss a week of school
You'll be lying in the grass when he kicks you in the ...leg
Don't play soccer with a mule
Don't play hopscotch with a kangaroo
He'll win right away, it's sad but it's true
Then you'll feel bad, or maybe hopping mad
Don't play hopscotch with a kangaroo
Don't ever babysit for a monkey
He'll make a big mess and your house will smell funky
He will climb on your head and he'll never go to bed
Don't ever babysit for a monkey
Don't take a bath with an electric eel
Clean is not the only thing you will feel
In your little birthday suit, you'll be so electro-cute
Don't take a bath with an electric eel
You'll never keep track of all the cards that he hid
It's not too funny when you lose all your money
Don't play poker with a squid
You shouldn't play soccer with a mule
You might get hurt and miss a week of school
You'll be lying in the grass when he kicks you in the ...leg
Don't play soccer with a mule
Don't play hopscotch with a kangaroo
He'll win right away, it's sad but it's true
Then you'll feel bad, or maybe hopping mad
Don't play hopscotch with a kangaroo
Don't ever babysit for a monkey
He'll make a big mess and your house will smell funky
He will climb on your head and he'll never go to bed
Don't ever babysit for a monkey
Don't take a bath with an electric eel
Clean is not the only thing you will feel
In your little birthday suit, you'll be so electro-cute
Don't take a bath with an electric eel
Don't see-saw with a Saint Bernard
Getting up would be easy, getting down would be hard
If you want a fun ride, you might try the slide
Don't see-saw with a Saint Bernard
Don't kid around with a cockatoo
Ya just don't know what a cockatoo could do
From everything I've heard, he's a sensitive bird
Don't kid around with a cockatoo
Getting up would be easy, getting down would be hard
If you want a fun ride, you might try the slide
Don't see-saw with a Saint Bernard
Don't kid around with a cockatoo
Ya just don't know what a cockatoo could do
From everything I've heard, he's a sensitive bird
Don't kid around with a cockatoo
Don't do the limbo with a poisonous snake
If you go that low, your back could break
You might win the battle, uh oh, what's that rattle?
Don't do the limbo with a poisonous snake
I wouldn't tell a joke to a giraffe?
Her neck is so long, you might not hear the laugh
Some jokes are hard to follow, this may be hard to swallow
Don't tell a joke to a giraffe
If you go that low, your back could break
You might win the battle, uh oh, what's that rattle?
Don't do the limbo with a poisonous snake
I wouldn't tell a joke to a giraffe?
Her neck is so long, you might not hear the laugh
Some jokes are hard to follow, this may be hard to swallow
Don't tell a joke to a giraffe
Please don't argue with a lion
You might make a point
Or you may die tryin'
Just let it ride, forget your foolish pride
Please don't argue with a lion
You might make a point
Or you may die tryin'
Just let it ride, forget your foolish pride
Please don't argue with a lion
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